"Big Bobby" Butterson

"Big Bobby" Butterson
Robinette Rose Butterson
high school student
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picrew
race human
pronouns she/her
age 16
student of Dame Adorabelle's Academy
Havensborough, Centralia

Robinette Rose "Big Bobby" Butterson is a tenth grade student at Dame Adorabelle's Academy in Havensborough, Centralia, where she has a reputation as a "young entrepreneur" dealing in "specialized merchandise".

Appearance

Bobby is noticeably taller than most of her classmates, and even taller than many of the adults around her. That's why she's called "Big Bobby", you see.

When not in her school uniform, Bobby tends to wear a flannel shirt and a pair of well-worn jeans, keeping her long blonde hair held back in a single ponytail.

Personality

Bobby has a fondness for cutting-edge technology. She can often be seen carrying hi-tech gadgets like a Game Boy Color or a portable CD player. All the students at Dame A's know the best way to contact Bobby is by pager.

Activities

Bobby emphatically denies any involvement with the following ventures:

  • Selling Dame A's middle school students custom brooches with which to customize their school uniforms, in violation of the dress code
  • Shoplifting from Shoddy Novels Bookshop
  • Helping herself to various magic reagents from Professor Forneus's supply cabinet
  • Putting on a hi-vis vest and collecting "parking fees" from drivers entering the school's visitor parking lot
  • Painstakingly manufacturing duplicates of all of the janitor's keys based on a grainy photo she managed to snap without him noticing
  • Attaching a crypto miner (whatever that is) to an email sent to The Headmistress
  • Entering the crosswalk after the red hand has already started flashing

Also, she would really like her lawyer present before this article proceeds any further.

Thanks to her antics, Bobby has become well acquainted with Constable Payne, though to date, Payne has never found enough evidence to arrest her. Of course, Bobby knows how to escape handcuffs anyway, so it doesn't really matter.