Edge City
| Edge City | |
| autonomous city-state | |
| 🌆 | |
| nation | Centralia Discordantia (disputed) |
| populaton | ~1,200,000 |
| governor | Andrew S. Stanton |
Edge City 1 is a large city located on the Centralia-Discordantia border. Once the subject of an infamous territorial dispute between the two nations, Edge City is now formally recognized as a territory of Centralia, though it operates as an autonomous city-state largely separate from the Centralian national government.
Government
Officially classified as an Autonmous Designated Homerule Divison (AuDHD), Edge City is functionally an autonomous city-state governed independently from the Centralian crown. This was The Handler's idea, because it was the only way to get Princess Alice and Supreme Leader Malice to stop fighting about it in the schoolyard. A monument commemorating the girls' frequent hair-pulling stands in Edge City's public square.
The current governor of Edge city is Andrew S. Stanton, who for some reason seems to really dislike his initials.
The Edge City Police Department (ECPD) is regarded as the most corrput law enforcement agency in Centralia, but only because the police commissioner accepts kickbacks from the Cutie Scouts in exchange for allowing them to sell cookies without a permit. (The kickbacks are also cookies. They're literally called "Kickbacks".) Most of the time, though, ECPD officers just seem to stand around random public places, heavily armed, trying to look intimidating. Nobody really knows what the point is supposed to be, especially given that they don't actually do anything when an emergency actually does happen.
The Intelligence, Research, and Investigations Service does not exist, and even if it did, you shouldn't worry about it, because they definitely wouldn't be trying to hide anything from you. Don't believe everything you read on the conspiracy forums.
Culture
While Edge City is currently recognized as a territory of Centralia, Discordantian culture remains a major influence in the region, with recent polls showing over 70% of Edge City residents prefer season 3 of Magical Guardian Himeko!! to season 2.
Transportation
Edge City lies at the junction of Principal Highway East and Centralia Highway 94. An auxiliary highway, Centralia Highway 194, was built during the border dispute to bypass Edge City to the west. A similar bypass on the Discordantian side was partially constructed but never completed.
In the early 1990s, CenDOT proposed the construction of a set of extended express lanes along Principal Highway East. The express lanes would have allowed traffic to pass directly between Centralia and Discordantia, effectively "bypassing" Edge City by continuing directly though its center. The project stalled due to oppositon from Discordantian authorities, though unused stub ramps remain at Edge City's eastern border.
Locations
- 13th Street Bridge
- Ante Meridiem Electronics
- Cutie Scouts home base
- XS-Mart corporate headquarters
Residents
- Stevia Aspartame, elementary school student and infamous counterfeiter
- Baby Blue, amateur paranormal investigator
- Lestrade, police officer
- Andrew S. Stanton, governor
1 officially the Edge City Autonomous Desginated Homerule District (AuDHD)
