Palace Management System (PMS)

The Palace Management System (PMS) is the administrative computer system for the Palace of Serenity. The PMS is hosted on an old beige Alicorn Systems server tucked away in a dusty corner of the Dungeon, running a legacy Unicornix operating system.

The PMS is accessed primarily through its web-based administration portal, optimized for the Nyanzilla browser. Princess Alice previously had direct SSH access to the server, but Tzetze revoked this privilege after the Princess accidentally moved his entire wardrobe to /dev/null.

Princess Alice's username is, of course, alice. Her password is most definitely not just the word princess in all lowercase, so don't even think about trying that. Hey! What are you doing? Stop typing that right now! Don't even think you're—

AUTHORIZATION SUCCESSFUL
PLEASE WAIT

Ugh, fine. Just don't do anything stupid, OK?

ANYWAY, some graduate students at the Zeoria Institute of Technology have created an open-source clone of the Palace Management System (PMS) called FAP (FAP Ain't PMS). I'm pretty sure they only did it because they wanted the funny acronym, because Zeoria has always been a republic and doesn't have any palaces.