Discordantian Secret Police

The Discordantian Unified Marshals Brigade, more commonly known as the Discordantian Secret Police, is the "national security service" of Discordantia.

Supreme Leader Malice believes the Discordantian Secret Police to be an imposing, enigmatic institution feared by the people. In reality, the Secret Police almost exclusively engage in mild schoolyard-level bullying directed against people Malice has picked a fight with online, leading most of the public to essentially disregard them...unless they hang out on certain anime forums.

Personnel

Roles within the D.U.M.B. include:

• Special Officers of the D.U.M.B.
• Special Uniformed Patrolling Enforcement Regiment of the D.U.M.B.
• Director of Internal Management, Workforce Integration, and Technologies
• Dave
• Managing Officer for Reconnaissance, Oversight, and Negotiations

The director of the D.U.M.B. is known as the Internal Director of Information, Operations and Training. The incumbent I.D.I.O.T. is Tabitha Woodruff.