Sheriff Ford Lincoln Mercury
| Sheriff Ford Lincoln Mercury | |
| sheriff | |
 picrew | |
| race | human |
| pronouns | he/him |
| age | 56 |
| residence | Sterling Township Union County, Lakeland Zeoria |
| affiliations | Union County Sheriff's Office |
Ford Lincoln Mercury is the sheriff of Union County, Lakeland, Zeoria.
Sheriff Mercury often has to investigate the murders that tend to happen around Hybris. Understandably, he finds the high incidence of these crimes a little exasperating. By his own admission, the only reason he hasn't retired is that nobody else is willing to run for the office of sheriff due to the staggering number of crimes in Union County.
Sheriff Mercury's deputies include Detective Olds and Sergeant Plymouth.