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= Royal Post of Centralia =
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||<:-2>''postal service''||
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||headquarters||Pollyanna Plaza<<BR>>[[Queen City]], [[Centralia]]||
||postmistress general||[[Postmistress Nancy]]||

The '''Royal Post of Centralia''' is the royal postal service of [[Centralia]]. It's pretty self-explanatory, actually.

The national headquarters of the Royal Post is '''Pollyanna Plaza''' in downtown [[Queen City]].

Due to a bug in [[Internet|the code of reality]], the Postmistress General of Centralia technically outranks any middle school student who is omnipotent. In practice, the current Postmistress General, [[Postmistress Nancy|Nancy]], rarely exercises this power, because [[Princess Alice|the one omnipotent middle school student she knows]] tends to get ''exceptionally'' cranky if this rule is even brought up.

For some reason, upon being informed of this rule, [[Agathe Lilith Black]] expressed an interest in a postal career. We don't know why. Who knows why Agathe does ''anything?''