= Palace Management System (PMS) =
||<tablestyle="float:right;" tablebgcolor="#FFFFFF" :-2>'''Palace Management System (PMS)'''||
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||<colspan="2" style="text-align:center;">''administrative system''||
||developer||[[Alicorn Systems]]||
||version||6.7||
||platform||x86-37||
||license||proprietary<<BR>>~-([[Malice]] doesn't get to have it!)-~||
The '''Palace Management System (PMS)''' is the administrative computer system for the [[Palace of Serenity]]. The PMS is hosted on an old beige [[Alicorn Systems]] server tucked away in a dusty corner of the [[Dungeon]], running a legacy [[Unicornix]] operating system.
The PMS is accessed primarily through its web-based administration portal, optimized for the [[Nyanzilla]] browser. [[Princess Alice]] previously had direct SSH access to the server, but [[Tzetze]] revoked this privilege after the Princess accidentally moved his entire wardrobe to `/dev/null`.
Princess Alice's username is, of course, `alice`. Her password is most definitely ''not'' just the word `princess` in all lowercase, so don't even think about trying that. Hey! What are you doing? Stop typing that right now! Don't even think you're—
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AUTHORIZATION SUCCESSFUL
PLEASE WAIT
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Ugh, fine. Just don't do anything stupid, OK?
ANYWAY, some graduate students at the [[Zeoria Institute of Technology]] have created an open-source clone of the Palace Management System (PMS) called '''FAP (FAP Ain't PMS)'''. I'm pretty sure they only did it because they wanted the funny acronym, because [[Zeoria]] has always been a republic and doesn't have any palaces.
