Syntax highlighting of 8a7c85a ~( Double Horse)

= Double Horse =

The '''double horse''' does not exist. The double horse has ''never'' existed and never will. Stop asking.

Many people over the years have speculated about what a double horse would look like if one did exist, but this is a frivolous waste of time, because double horses do not exist.

The consensus among Centralian physicists is that the nonexistence of the double horse is a universal constant, unlike, for example, the speed of light, which can totally change if you want it badly enough.

[[Princess Meredith]] once claimed to have a higher tolerance for dangerous drugs than a double horse—an utterly meaningless statement, because double horses do not exist.

The sports mascot of [[The University of Centralia]] at [[Colerain]] is called the Double Horse. Nobody knows what the mascot looks like, because double horses do not exist.