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= Discordantian Secret Police =
||<tablestyle="float:right;" tablebgcolor="#FFFFFF" :-2>'''Discordantian Unified Marshals Brigade'''||
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||<:-2>''"national security" service''||
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||headquarters||[[Eris City]], [[Discordantia]]||
||director||[[Tabitha Woodruff]]||

The '''Discordantian Unified Marshals Brigade''', more commonly known as the '''Discordantian Secret Police''', is the "national security service" of [[Discordantia]].

[[Supreme Leader Malice]] believes the Discordantian Secret Police to be an imposing, enigmatic institution feared by the people. In reality, the Secret Police almost exclusively engage in mild schoolyard-level bullying directed against people Malice has picked a fight with online, leading most of the public to essentially disregard them...unless they hang out on certain anime forums.

== Personnel ==

Roles within the D.U.M.B. include:

 * Special Officers of the D.U.M.B.
 * Special Uniformed Patrolling Enforcement Regiment of the D.U.M.B.
 * Director of Internal Management, Workforce Integration, and Technologies
 * Dave
 * Managing Officer for Reconnaissance, Oversight, and Negotiations

The director of the D.U.M.B. is known as the '''Internal Director of Information, Operations and Training'''. The incumbent I.D.I.O.T. is '''[[Tabitha Woodruff]]'''.