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= Discordantian Secret Police =
||<tablestyle="float:right;background-color:white;" style="text-align:center;" colspan="2">'''Discordantian Unified Marshals Brigade'''||
||<colspan="2" style="text-align:center;">''secret police''||
||<style="font-size:48px;line-height:100%;text-align:center;" colspan="2">🕵️‍♀️||
||headquarters||[[Eris City]], [[Discordantia]]||
||director||[[Tabitha Woodruff]]||
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The '''Discordantian Unified Marshals Brigade''', commonly known as the '''Discordantian secret police''', is the "national security service" of [[Discordantia]].

[[Supreme Leader Malice]] believes the Discordantian secret police to be an imposing, enigmatic institution feared by the people. In reality, the secret police almost exclusively engage in mild schoolyard-level bullying directed against people Malice has picked a fight with online, leading most of the public to essentially disregard them...unless they hang out on certain anime forums.

== Personnel ==

Roles within the D.U.M.B. include:

 * Special Officers of the D.U.M.B.
 * Special Uniformed Patrolling Enforcement Regiment of the D.U.M.B.
 * Director of Internal Management, Workforce Integration, and Technologies
 * Dave
 * Managing Officer for Reconnaissance, Oversight, and Negotiations

The director of the D.U.M.B. is known as the '''Internal Director of Information, Operations and Training'''. The incumbent I.D.I.O.T. is [[Tabitha Woodruff]].