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||<tablestyle="float:right;" colspan="2">'''Royal Post of Centralia'''||
||<colspan="2">''postal service''||
||<style="font-size:48px;line-height:100%;" colspan="2">📮||
||headquarters||Pollyanna Plaza<<BR>>[[QueenCity]], [[Centralia]]||
||postmistress general||[[PostmistressNancy]]||

The '''Royal Post of Centralia''' is the royal postal service of [[Centralia]]. It's kind of self-explanatory, honestly.

The national headquarters of the Royal Post is '''Pollyanna Plaza''' in downtown [[QueenCity]]

Due to a bug in the code of reality, the Postmistress General of Centralia technically outranks any middle school student who is omnipotent. In practice, the current Postmistress General, [[PostmistressNancy|Nancy]], rarely exercises this power, because [[PrincessAlice|the one omnipotent middle school student she knows]] tends to get ''exceptionally'' cranky if this rule is even brought up.

For some reason, upon being informed of this rule, [[AgatheLilithBlack]] expressed an interest in a postal career. We don't know why. Who knows why Agathe does ''anything?''