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||||<tablestyle="float:right;">'''Discordantian Unified Marshals Brigade'''||
||||''secret police''||
||||<style="font-size:48px;line-height:100%;">🕵️‍♀️||
||headquarters||ErisCity, [[Discordantia]]||
The '''Discordantian Unified Marshals Brigade''', commonly known as the '''Discordantian secret police''', is the "national security service" of [[Discordantia]].

TsarinaMalice believes the Discordantian secret police to be an imposing, enigmatic institution feared by the people. In reality, the secret police almost exclusively engage in mild schoolyard-level bullying directed against people Malice has picked a fight with online, leading most of the public to essentially disregard them...unless they hang out on certain anime forums.

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== Personnel ==
Roles within the D.U.M.B. include:
 * Special Officers of the D.U.M.B.
 * Special Uniformed Patrolling Enforcement Regiment of the D.U.M.B.
 * Director of Internal Management, Workforce Integration, and Technologies
 * Dave
 * Managing Officer for Reconnaissance, Oversight, and Negotiations

The leader of the D.U.M.B. is known as the '''Internal Director of Information, Operations and Training'''. The incumbent I.D.I.O.T. is TabithaWoodruff.