= "Big Bobby" Butterson =
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||||<:-2> ''high school student'' ||
|| race || human ||
|| pronouns || she/her ||
|| age || 16 ||
|| student of || [[Dame Adorabelle's Academy]]<<BR>>[[Havensborough]], [[Centralia]]||
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'''Robinette Rose "Big Bobby" Butterson''' is a tenth grade student at [[Dame Adorabelle's Academy]] in [[Havensborough]], [[Centralia]], where she has a reputation as a "young entrepreneur" dealing in "specialized merchandise".
== Appearance ==
Bobby is noticeably taller than most of her classmates, and even taller than many of the adults around her. That's why she's called "Big Bobby", you see.
When not in her school uniform, Bobby tends to wear a flannel shirt and a pair of well-worn jeans, keeping her long blonde hair held back in a single ponytail.
== Personality ==
Bobby has a fondness for cutting-edge technology. She can often be seen carrying hi-tech gadgets like a Game Boy Color or a portable CD player. All the students at Dame A's know the best way to contact Bobby is by pager.
== Activities ==
Bobby emphatically denies any involvement with the following ventures:
* Selling Dame A's middle school students custom brooches with which to customize their school uniforms, in violation of the dress code
* Shoplifting from [[Shoddy Novels Bookshop]]
* Helping herself to various magic reagents from [[Professor Forneus]]'s supply cabinet
* Putting on a hi-vis vest and collecting "parking fees" from drivers entering the school's visitor parking lot
* Painstakingly manufacturing duplicates of all the janitor's keys based on a grainy photo she managed to snap without him noticing
* Attaching a crypto miner (whatever that is) to an email sent to [[The Headmistress]]
* Entering the crosswalk after the red hand has already started flashing
Also, she would really like her lawyer present before this article proceeds any further.
