| Edge City | |
| municipality | |
| 🌆 | |
| type | autonomous administrative district |
| nation | Centralia Discordantia (disputed) |
| region | East Central |
| populaton | ~1,200,000 |
| governor | AndrewSStanton |
Edge City 1 is a large city located on the Centralia-Discordantia border. Once the subject of an infamous territorial dispute between the two nations, Edge City is now recognized as a territory of Centralia, though it operates as an autonomous city-state largely separate from the Centralian national government.
Government
Officially classified as an Autonmous Designated Homerule Divison (ADHD), Edge City is effectively an autonomous city-state governed independently from the Centralian national government. This was TheHandler's idea, because it was the only way to get PrincessAlice and SupremeLeaderMalice to stop having fights about it in the schoolyard. A monument commemorating the girls' frequent hair-pulling stands in Edge City's Public Square.
The current governor of Edge city is AndrewSStanton, who for some reason seems to really dislike his initials.
The Edge City Police Department (ECPD) is regarded as one of the most corrupt law enforcement agencies in Centralia, but only because the police commissioner accepts kickbacks from the CutieScouts in exchange for allowing them to sell cookies without a permit. (The kickbacks are also cookies. They're literally called "Kickbacks".)
The Intelligence, Research, and Investigations Service does not exist, and even if it did, you shouldn't worry about it, because they definitely wouldn't be trying to hide anything from you. Don't believe everything you read on the conspiracy forums, kid.
Culture
While Edge City is currently recognized as a territory of Centralia, Discordantian culture remains a major influence in the region, with recent polls showing over 70% of Edge City residents prefer season 3 of MagicalGuardianHimeko!! to season 2.
Edge City is home to Centralia's only zoo of man-eating machines, including the industrial steam cleaner from Stephen King's "The Mangler".
Transportation
Notable locations
- XS-Mart corporate headquarters
- home base of the CutieScouts
Notable residents
- BabyBlue, amateur paranormal investigator
- SteviaAspartame, elementary school student and infamous counterfeiter
1 officially the Edge City Autonomous Desginated Homerule District (ADHD)
