Stellar

• Stella: "Well, well, well, if it isn't my archnemesis Orestes Bittermelon and his loyal sidekick, Zabbo the Hippopotamus!"

• Zabbo: *hippo noise* 🦛

Stellar is a supernatural teen drama series airing on The WC ¹ , created by Stephanie "Lil Miss" Muffet. Princess Alice is a noted fan of the series, as is The Headmistress, making it one of very few things the two can bond over.

Characters

Stella Winterborn (played by Suletta Marsbury)

• A 16-year-old girl from the town of [TOWN NAME] who discovers she is an incredibly powerful witch after she accidentally uses magic to un-burn her toast, fix Rudolf's broken glasses, and save the entire student body of [SAME TOWN NAME] High from the imminent structural collapse of the gym during a pep rally. You know, little stuff. Stella later learns she is destined to save humanity from a coming calamity, which is kind of an unfair burden to saddle a high school sophomore with, if you really think about it.

Rudolf Ravenwood (played by Alistair R. Ravenwood)

• Stella's best friend and love interest. Skilled at physical combat due to having been raised by his grandfather as a warrior for a mysterious cult called The New Century. Xandra often calls him "Rudy". He hates being called "Rudy".

Xandra (played by Katherine Lee Hayes)

• A rich cheerleader who Stella considers her rival for some reason. She's not actually that mean to Stella or Rudolf, but the narrative tends to frame her as the bad guy just to have some character to fill that role.

Orestes Bittermelon (played by Starry Knight)

• [PLACEHOLDER] Described by noted Centralian television critic and Bumblr bon vivant Lisette "raccoon-sex-dungeon" Johanssen as "Peak Demon Twink" and "one of Starry Knight's top three roles tbh[…] wild he doesn’t do more live action, smdh."

• [PLACEHOLDER]

Millennium (played by Millennium Adora Brie, but like, she's a little kid)

• A mysterious little girl who seemingly has the ability to warp reality to her whims. Likes to antagonize the protagonists for her own amusement.

Episodes

"Witch Side Story"

• Millennium curses the population of [TOWN NAME] to sing their day-to-day lives as if they are characters in a musical theater production. Stella and Rudolf determine that the only way to break the curse is to get together enough of their friends to perform an ensemble number that Millennium finds satisfying. Guest starring Carly Ravenswood.

Reception

• How you gonna bring Carly Ravenswood on for the musical episode and then not have her sing anything? They gave freakin' Xandra her own solo number even though Katherine Lee Hayes can't sing to save her life, but the frontwoman of the Strawberry Jams!!? No, let's just have her show up and do almost nothing. Lil Miss Muffet always has such contempt for the fandom.
• -- The Headmistress