TODO: finish writing the sections about her "reign" as "queen" and subsequent "deposition"

Agathe Lilith Black
prime minister of Discordantia
office President of Centralia (formerly)
Queen of the Centralians (formerly)
Prime Minister of Discordantia

Agathe Lilith Black, also known (by PrincessAlice) as The Evil Sorceress, is...a very strange woman. Truthfully, we're not even sure how to describe her. Agathe formerly claimed to be the head of state of Centralia and currently serves as Prime Minister of Discordantia under TsarinaMalice.

President of Centralia

In late December, Agathe began campaigning for the office of President of Centralia. No such office exists, of course, as Centralia has always been a unitary absolute monarchy. Nevertheless, this bizarre campaign somehow...uh..."succeeded"?...with Agathe being unanimously elected President of Centralia. (The unanimity is less impressive than it sounds, given that there was only one elector, a commoner named Edlyn who seemed to go along with it just for the novelty.)

Queen of the Centralians

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PrincessAlice adamantly maintained that she was still the true ruler of Centralia, stating that "the notion that Centralia could ever be ruled by a childish, egotistical, tyrannical brat with delusions of grandeur is absurd on its face." When it became clear that at least some members of the Centralian aristocracy recognized Agathe's claim to the throne, Princess Alice became exasperated, shouting that Agathe was "clearly just making all of this up!" The RoyalLibrarian pointed out that Princess Alice also frequently makes things up about Centralia and its governance, to which the Princess simply responded "Yes, but the stuff I make up is real!"

The Alligator Rebellion

Prime Minister of Discordantia

Weeks after being deposed from whatever position she questionably held in Centralia, Agathe approached TsarinaMalice, Supreme Leader of Discordantia with a proposal, offering her services as "a highly competent chief advisor with no ulterior motives whatsoever." Malice, all too happy to push the responsibilities of managing a government off on someone else so she could have more time to play SimCity 3000, accepted the arrangement, on the condition that "it's still my name that strikes terror in the hearts of the populace and not yours."

Agathe's authority as prime minister is symbolized by a cheaply made XS-Mart employee name tag, though her name is misspelled. (The person making it was told "'Agathe' with an 'e'" and so wrote "AGETHA".)