The Secret Government Warehouse was a secret government warehouse operated by...some division of the Centralian government. Nobody really seems to know which.

The warehouse was "cleverly" disguised as an unremarkable civilian logistics facility, with the sign out front reading Southwest Distribution Center. Of course, the sign listed no company name, and vehicles with government license plates were frequently seen entering and leaving the facility, and the "Southwest" distribution center was actually located in the northeastern region of Centralia, but nobody seemed to notice or care.

Alicorn Maps dispute

In 202X, AlicornSystems added the Secret Government Warehouse as a waypoint on the Alicorn Maps navigation service, offering turn-by-turn directions to the facility. After several tourists showed up at the warehouse just to take selfies to post on social media, TzeTze, at PrincessAlice's request, contacted Alicorn to request the warehouse be removed from the map.

After several months passed with no response from Alicorn, Tzetze deployed an alternate solution: He opened a hookah lounge called "Secret Government Warehouse" in a nearby town, hoping Alicorn Maps would divert search results to the lounge rather than the actual warehouse. Somehow, this worked.

However, the plan quickly got more complicated, when the Centralian counterintelligence agency informed Tzetze that, to further throw people off, he would need to establish an actual warehouse at the hookah lounge and a hookah lounge at the actual warehouse, "just to throw people off." Fortunately, Tzetze had planned for this, giving the hookah lounge an industrial-themed interior. Wait, does that bouncer actually have the proper training to be operating that forklift??