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||||<tablestyle="float:right;">'''Tsarina Malice's Laptop'''||
||||''laptop computer''||
||||<style="font-size:48px;line-height:100%;">💻||
||manufacturer||unknown||
||CPU||septa-core x37||
||RAM||64 MB||
||GPU||literally just magic||
||storage||1 TB plasma-state drive||
TsarinaMalice's prized possession is her '''laptop computer'''. She spends most of her time sitting on her bed in the Imperial Palace using the laptop to watch anime, browse social media...and argue with that dumb ol' ArisuSama810 on the forums!

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== Appearance ==
Few outside the Imperial Palace have seen Malice's laptop. Those who have seen it describe it as a large gaming laptop, about 17" in size, finished in black anodized aluminum with gold trim. A golden apple emblem adorns the center of the back panel. (As far as we know, no other computer in history has displayed an apple for a logo.) The laptop features a full-size keyboard with a subtle yellow backlight.

No manufacturer name is found anywhere on the laptop. Text printed on the underside reads ''SERIAL NO. 00000000-01 - MADE IN [[Discordantia|DISCORDANTIA]]''.

== Software ==
Malice's laptop runs a strange operating system not found on any other computers. The desktop environment features familiar elements from popular operating systems, but they are seemingly patched together with no regard for aesthetics or user experience. When asked about the bizarre software on her laptop, Malice simply answers that she has "customized her setup". Although Malice has, on a few very rare occasions, offered to let others user laptop, nobody else has ever been able to figure out how to navigate its user interface.

== Accessories ==
Tsarina Malice often wears a large wireless gaming headset while using her laptop. Like the laptop itself, the headset is black with gold trim.

One common laptop accessory is conspicuously ''absent'' from Malice's setup: a charger. Malice's laptop seems able to run for an indefinite amount of time without charging, though its onscreen battery indicator always shows the battery at 57% charge.