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||||<tablestyle="float:right;">'''Dollar Depot'''|| |||| ''Retailer'' || || Headquaters || 1696 Pennywise Parkway<<BR>>[[Colerain]]|| || Subsidiary || Otherkin Warehouse || '''Dollar Depot''', based in [[Colerain]], is a chain of retail stores selling items for $1 or less. The products sold at Dollar Depot are widely regarded as being of inferior quality, especially their selection of magical items sold under the '''Magestic''' brand. Dollar Depot's primary competitor is Centralian Dollar.<<FootNote([[https://heapershangout.com/index.php?p=/discussion/6756/dollar-depot-or-centralian-dollar|30 August 2014]])>> <<TableOfContents>> == Products == === Magestic === '''Magestic''' (apparently a portmanteau of ''magic'' or ''mage'' and ''majestic'') is Dollar Depot's line of magic implements and supplies. * '''Magic Wand''' -- Supposedly a standard magic wand, sold for one dollar. The packaging warns that it may be one of Lord Voldemort's horcruxes. PrincessAlice bought one such wand and tested it by attempting to light a fire in PrinceAnonus's fireplace. However, even after modifying the wand to increase its power, she was unable to produce anything but a large amount of smoke.<<FootNote([[https://heapershangout.com/index.php?p=/discussion/comment/430034/#Comment_430034|29 March 2014]])>> * '''USB Magic Wand''' -- A magic wand that connects to a USB power supply. What purpose this serves is not known, as magic wands are not known to require electricity. <<FootNote([[https://heapershangout.com/index.php?p=/discussion/comment/466477/#Comment_466477|15 June 2014]])>> * '''USB Broomstick Charger'''<<FootNote([[https://heapershangout.com/index.php?p=/discussion/comment/601149/#Comment_601149|7 June 2015]])>> === Others === * '''Candy Diapers''' -- a seasonal item ostensibly meant to celebrate Easter, though nobody's quite sure what candy diapers have to do with the holiday.<<FootNote([[https://heapershangout.com/index.php?p=/discussion/comment/433012/#Comment_433012|6 April 2014]])>> * '''''Snow Queen''''' -- a mockbuster of Disney's ''Frozen''. Available on DVD-R, as production of proper pressed DVDs was apparently too expensive.<<FootNote([[https://heapershangout.com/index.php?p=/discussion/comment/489588/#Comment_489588|5 August 2014]])>> * '''Pony Polish''' --- makes horses shiny!<<FootNote(NSFW thread, 29 March 2014)>> * '''"WD" shields''' --- obvious knockoffs of the Warner Bros logo.<<FootNote([[https://heapershangout.com/index.php?p=/discussion/comment/612801/#Comment_612801|30 June 2015]])>> * '''"Stephen Multiverse" action figures''' -- totally not inspired by a popular Cartoon Network series.<<FootNote([[https://heapershangout.com/index.php?p=/discussion/comment/612725/#Comment_612725|30 June 2015]])>> * '''Toy $1 bills''' -- sold for $1 each during a special promotion.<<FootNote([[https://heapershangout.com/index.php?p=/discussion/comment/601156/#Comment_601156|7 June 2015]])>> == Otherkin Warehouse == Launched in December 2014<<FootNote([[https://heapershangout.com/index.php?p=/discussion/comment/528953/#Comment_528953|1 December 2014]])>>, '''Otherkin Warehouse''' is a wholesale chain owned and operated by Dollar Depot. It's apparently targeted at otherkin, but you can shop there, too!